Secure-in-his-manhood Mustache

Judge John Handley Umbrella sized Umbrella
A Pony AND a Stache
1. | the hair growing on the upper lip |
2. | such hair on men, allowed to grow without shaving, and often trimmed in any of various shapes. |
3. | hairs or bristles growing near the mouth of an animal. |
4. | a stripe of color, or elongated feathers, suggestive of a mustache on the side of the head of a bird. |
5. | something resembling a mustache, as food or drink adhering to the upper lip: a mustache of milk. |