Black Friday Stache

The most frugal of the Lip Umbrellas spent black Friday searching for the best sales and deals for all of their Christmas giving needs. Thankfully, they didn't find a single razor on sale!

Busted In The Drill Aisle Stache

Looks Like A Good Deal Umbrella

NYC 2008 Continued...

Hopefully, better late than never applies here as we continue to post the pictures of the journey of three corespondents to NYC in 2008.

Do you think pizza sauce will get stuck in my moostache Umbrella

Ruffino's (not Suzette) Umbrella

Scaffolding Umbrella

Joey Tribianni's How-you-doin'Umbrella

Clam Bar Umbrella

She's pregnant--what's your excuse Umbrella

Oblivious Umbrella

How much Umbrella

Gregory's umbrella

I'm gonna smile in case I'm in the picture Umbrella

Fall Festival Umbrellas

Our Correspondents were out this lovely weekend at their fair city's Fall Festival.  Umbrella's we're abundant, but on the move.  It was a challenge capturing them.  Here are a few we were able to bag....

my head shines just like my badge stache

don't bother me, i'm on the phone stache

sharp stache

yes, i love the redskins stache

umbrella photo shoot

The rules are being broken here...this umbrella agreed to show it off with a professional photo shoot.  A special thank you to IV for sporting this magnificent stache for the summer.  You'll be missed around here...

umbrellas at the work place

broke the rules a bit...this umbrella knew his picture was being taken.  this particular stache has been in the works for a while.  nice growth!

Big Apple Umbrellas

It's not just The Big Apple, it's also the home of the big umbrellas. Embracing the culture of the city, our umbrellas proudly displayed their mustache flare. Some staches were downright crafty while others lacked serious creativity. Our hunters were diligent on their hunts, especially with so many wily umbrellas dodging them in the city.

Coconut Pineapple Stache

Big Boobs and Bellybutton Contest Umbrella

Don't Get Nathan's In Your Stache Umbrella

Looking For A Weiner Umbrella

Jheri Curl Umbrella

Wily Coyote Stache

Next Stop Canal Street Umbrella

Can I Take Your Bag Stache

Umbrella Doesn't Cover My Never Ending Chin Stache
(Even with bizarre-o Sarah looking on)

Trashman Stache

My-Stache-Wears-Pigtails Umbrella

Hey Joey Wanna Be Guido Not A Real Stache But Still Fun Umbrella

more wino umbrellas

vino curioso attended another wine festival this weekend.  lucky for us these winos weren't afraid to sport their flavor savers.  (thanks to our new correspondent, myra.)

horton hears a who umbrella

wino umbrellas

as vino curioso wine factory grows, the more wine festivals we get to go to!  oddly enough, not many winos sport the lip umbrella.  (could it be the bristles get in the way of a good tasting?)  even so....we have been able to capture a few.  thanks to our new correspondents laura ann, and the wine guys, mike and mike for helping capture these fine specimens.  

(ps - i apologize for the poor quality of the photos)

the wine-stays-in-my-stache-for-later umbrella

yum, this is good stache

i'm a pirate in disguise umbrella.  argg!

more wine please, umbrella

scary security guy stache

This Place Smells Like A Zoo

Everyone loves the seal exhibit at the National Zoo, especially our lip umbrellas. Sadly, this stacher was disappointed and flat out angry that the Stache Exhibit was currently under construction. Thankfully, he had his faithful videographer on hand to document the atrocity.

More from the archives...

This one goes way back to 1982!  Local correspondent, age 8, with her father at the Father/Daughter Square Dance.  Along with the full bodied stache, we have a perm to go with it.  Both equally impressive. 

grab-your-partner-doe-si-doe umbrella

From The Archives Umbrella

The obsession for umbrella hunting began early in life for most of our hunters. With the 70s and 80s as their prime years, the hunters were surrounded by stache lovers. Below is a prime example of some of the earlier subjects our hunters found both offensive and strangely, date worthy.

Date-So-Short-Hunter-Couldn't-Wear-Shoes-Stache